I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
