he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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