That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
thus making me awesome and them whores
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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