I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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