i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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