It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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