Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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