I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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