That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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