She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You're like the curious george of whores
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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