see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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