Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I could make wine with my vomit
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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