no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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