Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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