Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
