I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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