is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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