She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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