I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Randomize
