Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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