no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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