heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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