You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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