if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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