I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
