I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I know her cup size but not her name....
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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