you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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