Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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