Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Never joke about your clitoris.
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