THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
