My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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