The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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