she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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