Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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