I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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