hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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