we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Randomize