He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
we're making bets on your personal life
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Randomize
