got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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