so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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