:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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