she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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