I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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