How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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