I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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