do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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