I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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