i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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