Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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