i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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