i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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