You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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