i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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