So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
