My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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