You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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