Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
They are going to name an STD after you.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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